So I'm a little drukn at the momettn . And i thought I would take this opprotinity to talk about fun places to have sex. You see, my wife always wants to adance at weddings and shit and one of her coworkers was getting martried today. So i have to get dribk or there's no way in hell I'm fancing. MOstly cause i'm not the kind of assholle that dances at weddings ubnleess i'm drunk. S
And today we had to go tobthis wedding of one of her corworkers. She and the guy she married went to our wedding twovmonths ago so we figured we should be nice and go to hers today. So wer were going to a wedding today so i figured I had to get drubjk. So about an hour before I started pre-gaming. And got a little dfrunk. And then i got to the wedding and those assholes had cippied everyu last mother fuckiunbg thing we did at our wddding two months agio. It was like when they were at our wedding they videtped us and then based their wedding off us entirely. The bride and father song., dollar dance song, and bride throwing hr bouquet song were all the same songs as we had at our wedding. Their programs were a ripff of ours. Their ceremony was prtactically a carbon copy of ours with the same vows, ring ceremony, and even the same fucking ser'mon. Theb bridesmaid dresses were the original ones my wife had picked out for her bridesmaid before she changed her mind. The recetion hall was decorated eerily saimilar to the way ours was decorated. And the fucking grrom even ripped me off completely. See, normally when the groom throws the bride's garter, he stands facing away from all the single guys in the audience, then throws the garter over his shoulder. Only at my reception, at the last minute i turned and threw the garter straight at my brother, who was my best man,. So anway we get to this assholes' wedding today, and guess what the fuck he does. When he stands up to throw the garter, he threw it RIGHT AT HIS FUCKING BEST MAN. What a fuckin tool. That son of a bvitch ripped me the fuck off. The nberve of him . That would be like me starting a standup comedfy ruotine and having my shctick being to smach a fucking watermelon with a fucking sledgehammer. What a tool. He saw me do it, then stole it. Fucking asshole. What the fuck was i writing about? Oh yeah, places to fuck. Like my bedroom, cause I'm drnk and i wanna do it. So i'm gonna go now. Maybe i'l write about good places top do it later. I'm too drunk. All i wanna sdo is fuck and sleep.