So I havr this aweskme fucking idea. So like I'm in my hometown this nweekend for my little btoyhrts wedding and shit. And kuje my hometown is ridicukous, There are unbelievably hot chicks everywhere you look. I;m pretty sure there's something in the water here.It's like chicks that are hot enough to be prom queens or underwear models an7ywhere else are just normal fucking chicks here. But it isn't awesome like you would think be it sucks because it s like look don't touch. Like yesterday I swas ay the walmart here and tthere was like 17 chicks I wanted to do just in walmart.
So like, I got this awesome idea. There should be like petting zoos. Only for tits. I'd call them titting zoos. It's like dads would actually ewant to take their kids to the zoo if there was a titting zoo.
On xsecond thought, forget the zoo. I just want to be able to grab chicks' titties any time I want. It's likeit isn't fair that they're teasing me with them when I can't touch. I should bne able to run up to a nice pair of titties and be all like “HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY HERE TITTIES” and like bat them back and forth between my hands or motorboa them or something. That would be fuvking awesome. As soon as I;m elected emoor of earth I'm totly fucking making that shit a law. I'll cakk ti the mototboat law.