Well, I'm about to start a new job and for the first time, I will have my very own office. That means I have some shopping to do because there are some things I need to get my office ready. Such as...
- A super official looking nameplate so guests in my office know how extremely important I am.
- A putter, with some golf balls and a coffee can I can turn on its' side to play putt-putt with.
- A young, attractive secretary with long hair, glasses, and huge jugs.
- A poster with a kitten hanging onto a tree branch that says "Hang in there."
- Another indicating how an individual need not be crazy to work here, but it certainly helps.
- Pictures of my kids. Only I don't have any kids, so I'll just have to take some pictures the next time I'm hanging out in the bushes at the local schools.
- A wastebasket with a college team's logo on it.
- A plastic hoop with matching basketball to put above said wastebasket.
- A plaque commemorating my various academic achievements at THE Wright State University.
- And since I won't be working at a restaurant any more I'll need to take a lunch with me, so I'll need to dig up my old Star Wars lunchbox.