What I'm thankful for this year...
The Detroit Lions are no longer the worst team in the NFL. Close, but not the worst.
The Dallas Cowboys are the worst team in the NFL. Normally I have to wait for December and January for them to suck, but they started early this year.
It apparently is really going to be Brett Favre's last year. Of course, after the year he's having I'm not sure he'll even have the option to come back even if he wants to.
And apparently so many people reported DirecTV to the BBB about their bait-and-switch tactics with their Sunday Ticket subscription that I actually get all my games in HD this year instead of having to watch them fuzzy.
McRib is back.
So is crazy Mel Gibson.
So is crazy George W.
Only two weeks until Cataclysm.
The Expendables, greatest fucking movie ever, out on DVD so I can watch it over and over.
The baby photo montage at the end of the new Jackass movie seems to indicate that there will be no more Jackass. Let's face it, this one didn't live up to previous Jackass standards and the guys aren't getting any younger.
Beer.
Futurama is back on TV. Hopefully they make it count, since it appears Family Guy and South Park are both on the rapid decline.
Speaking of TV, I still can't watch the "big boy" shows on the big three networks without getting bored out of my skull, which means I'm still not growing up.
In a little over a year of doing standup I've done shows in front of as many as 300 people, and another show when I managed a totally clean, family-friendly half hour set. Yeah, I managed to hold a microphone for half an hour without talking about my penis once. My mom would be so proud.
Speaking of my penis, I saw it the other day, that was pretty awesome.
And, of course, boobs.