So if the Mayans are right, and the world is ending tomorrow, I don't want it to be something boring and stupid like a cataclysmic flood or a nuclear war or anything like that. That's too boring. If the world is ending, let's go out with some style. So bearing that in mind, if the Mayans are right, here's a few ways I think we should go out. To quote Theoden from "The Two Towers,"If this is to be our end, then I would have them make such an end as to be worthy of remembrance."
Cthulhu ascends from the deeps and says "I can haz souls nao?"
An invasion by aliens that seem all-powerful, only for us to ironically find out just a bit too late, that they have a very severe weakness which could have been easily exploited, if only it had been discovered earlier.
An invasion by giant hot female aliens like those from the Futurama episode "Amazon Women in the Mood," and we all get snu-snu'ed to death.
We get blown up by the Death Star.
The heavens part, a bright beam shines down upon Earth, and down comes Zeus, who looks around and says "What? Were you expecting someone else?"
Mayan remains become reanimated and start the motherfucking zombie apocalypse.
Better yet, dinosaur skeletons become reanimated and start the motherfucking zombie apocalypse.
A gigantic Stay Puft Marshmallow man walks through the streets wreaking havoc on everyone.
It turns out vampires, werewolves and all that other fun stuff is real. And by vampires I mean Underworld vampires, not Twilight vampires. If it was Twilight vampires we'd be totally fine.
A real-life super villain who has a strange mutation or was dropped in acid or exposed to radiation or something destroys the world.
We find out there really is a door to Narnia, only we find out because hordes of talking animals come bursting through and attack us.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster comes to Earth and exacts his vengeance, causing all the Pastafarians to say "What? He's real? Damn, that's lucky."
And naturally, no matter what happens, "It's the End of the World as We Know it" by R.E.M. is playing on a constant loop in the background.
P.S. I know the Mayan calendar wasn't actually predicting the end of the world, as it was intended to be cyclical. Don't email me.
people think being snu-snu'ed to death is a fabulous idea