So my old high school buddy Ben Roethlisberger is apparently getting married in June. No seriously, it's even being reported on NFL.com. See, he's getting married, so he must be a good person now. And totally not a rapist. And the best part is, he and his wife-to-be (who is a physician's assistant) are apparently not living together until they get married because of their religious beliefs. Personally, I'd like to know exactly what religion says you can't live together before you get married, but you can have your way with drunk chicks in the bathroom while your security guards block the door.
Obviously, this situation is just chock full of material, so I've decided to challenge myself to come up with a new joke about this situation for ten straight days. I'm calling it the "Rapistberger 10 Jokes in 10 Days Challenge." Creative, I know. And here is the second joke in the challenge:
THE RAPISTBERGER 10 JOKES IN 10 DAYS CHALLENGE
At least he's marrying a physician's assistant, so he won't need to have THAT awkward conversation.
FUCK YEAH! I DID IT! 10 JOKES IN 10 DAYS BITCH!
Check back every day for a new hilarious joke at Rapistberger's expense.