If you're like me, you're about ready for the presidential election to be over already. The economy is in such bad shape and people thought so little of Obama that, a year ago, a retarded monkey could've beaten Obama out for the White House because people wanted him out so bad. The one thing everyone knew for sure was that this election would be a repeat of the last one. Four years ago people were so pissed off at George W. Bush that all the Democrats had to do was put any smiling jackass against him and they'd win by a long mile. Didn't matter how unqualified or inexperienced he was, or any other concerns we had about him, because at least he wasn't Bush or anyone else from his party. And here we thought it was going to be the same situation where the Republicans could nominate any yahoo with a pulse and watch him stumble his way into the White House without any serious contest.
Well, apparently we were wrong, because the Republicans just might have found themselves the one human being on Earth who might actually lose to Obama. It's really amazing if you think about it. Obama's approval rating couldn't have been lower and people wanted him the hell out of Washington as soon as they possibly could, and Romney's so bad he's actually convinced people he might be even worse than the guy who, a year ago, could've lost to a retarded monkey. Congratulations. This country has over 300 million people, and these two jagoffs are the options we get to vote for to run the country. My God we're fucked.
So, as we as a nation prepare our buttholes for whoever we pick as the lesser of two evils, I figured we could at least have some fun while the ship goes down, so I dusted off the old Bingo board to update it for the presidential debates. So as you sit down to watch Obomney argue and attack while telling us absolutely nothing, you can at least yell "BINGO!" as Rome burns around us. Jebus help us.
Republicans don't know what I'm talking about because Romney is going to blow Obama away because FOX News said he's the best candidate ever