By now I'm sure you've all heard about America's latest national embarassment. You know, the one where some Secret Service men brought hookers back to their hotel, and the public found out when one of them was arguing with his hooker in the hallway about payment (or lack thereof). Yeah, that one.
The thing is, I don't see why this is such a big deal. I mean I've taken hookers all kinds of places, and I've never gotten into any trouble. Places such as:
- my high school prom
- my high school graduation party
- my college graduation ceremony
- my grandparents' 50th anniversarry dinner
- my friend's bar mitzvah
- my first job on my last day working there
- my job on "take your daughter to work day" (I don't have an actual daughter, so I lied)
- Sunday school
- my last physical for the "turn your head and cough" portion
- my first girlfriend's parents' house on her birthday
- my aunt's funeral
- my 5th grade classroom for "Show and Tell"
- my court date for prostitution
- my brother's wedding
- my wedding