So I just got some new underwear. And that's a lot more exciting than it probably sounds. Mostly because my last underwear is old. And by old I mean really old. And by really old I mean they have a lot of holes. And by holes I mean right in the crotch so it was like I had a third leg hole. And by a third leg hole I really mean a nutsack hole because, like, when I sat down my sack was dropping down into the nutsack hole and I was getting almost constant nutsack wedgies.
So as I was saying, both me and my nutsack are glad I have new underwear.
people are going to start using the phrase "nutsack wedgie" in regular conversation now