I just stumbled across your website, and I have to say, you are fucking hilarious dude. I have read several of your articles and you are just killing me. I am in the Navy and out to sea right now...bored
as shit on my 12 hour watch but your website is making the time fly by. Plus we have something in common.....I am a fat fuck with a small penis too!!! Hahahahaha..... You have tons of shit to read so it should keep me busy for a long time. Thanks dude.
Emailing from the USS Boxer in the Pacific!!!
Always good to hear from new fans of the site around the world. And it's good to know that I'm performing a valuable service to our country by entertaining our military and keeping their spirits up. And, I think I can now make the claim that acrappywebsite.com is the official web site for fat guys with small penises everywhere. Thanks again for writing and thanks from all of us back home for your dedication to our country.
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people can't believe I got an email from someone in the Navy and didn't make a single "Seaman" joke