So maybe I can't hate Christmas this year. I came home from work yesterday and my wife had my present all wrapped up. Well not quite. It's kinda hard to wrap a big screen TV so she just taped a huge piece of wrapping paper across the front.
Yes, it was a big screen, HD TV. I knew she had been looking for one without spending a fortune on it , but I didn't realize she would be able to get a big screen for the price she was looking to pay. It almost covers the wall it's on completely. I was playing Madden on it last night and you could see so much detail it was almost like watching a real game. This thing is so big that you can put in a porno and actually see the porn stars' pubic lice. And now football's coming on. Wow. Sitting here drinking a beer watching football on my big screen TV. It's enough to give me a boner. As a matter of fact, I like this TV so much I want to have sex with it. Now I just need to figure out which of these input jacks my dick goes into.