I hate my neighbors. I really do. I fucking hate them. Yesterday I had the day off, and all god damn day long all I could hear was their fucking shitty R&B music. R&B is just about the worst music in the world. And it wasn't just shitty music. There were playing the same fucking songs over and over and over and over. There was this one song where the bitch just goes "Ohhhhh, ohhhh," over and over. That's all the bitch says for the longest time. If you can't come up with more interesting lyrics, then maybe you should shut the fuck up. And then there was some over retarded song about how all some dumb bitch wanted was somebody's time. I don't know, some shit like that.

And then, as if that weren't enough, the fucking bitch started playing that God damn milk shake song. I FUCKING HATE THAT SONG! I don't even listen to the fucking radio and I still hate that song. I think I had only ever heard that entire song twice in my life before yesterday. The first was at some party with some people at work and they had the radio on and that shit was playing. At the time I was like, "Boy, that is one fucking annoying song."The other time I heard it was when one of my coworkers had the radio on at work on some fucking rap and R&B station. Longest seven hours of my life. I hate that fucking shit.

You see, here is my thing about the radio at work. I fucking hate having a radio at work. Well we have a radio/CD player, and everybody thinks I'm a dick for not wanting to listen to the radio, but here's the way I see it. I listen to a lot of loud, heavy, Satanic shit. Believe it or not I find a nice loud Marilyn Manson or Stabbing Westward song quite relaxing. The old Stabbing Westward, not their last CD when they were on their new label, that CD sucked. Now, I understand that not everybody shares my fondness for loud heavy music, so I am considerate enough not to force other people to listen to my shit. I would like the same consideration from other people, because frankly I don't want to listen to Good Charlotte or Simple Plan or any of the other shit on the radio for an entire work shift. And then there's the people who swear up and down that classic rock doesn't suck. And I won't even start on the day shift, because when I work the day shift, country music is on, and country music puts me in an angry, violent mood. After working the day shift and listening to that shit I have to go home and listen to about four hours of Nine Inch Nails just to calm down.

And then every once in a while some asshole totally disregards the fact that I'm the one standing right next to the fucking radio for eight straight hours and puts on some fucking rap or R&B station. Which is the other time I heard that fucking milk shake song. God that song pisses me off. What a fucking stupid song. Fuck that song in the ass. As a matter of fact, if that song had an ass, I would kick it.

So anyway, after hearing that shit through my walls all fucking day yesterday, I woke up this morning and the first thing I heard was THAT GOD DAMN MILK SHAKE SONG! This time I decided to do something about it. I was not about to stand here and listen to that shit again. So I walked over to my wall, punched a huge hole right through it, grabbed one of the bitches by the neck, and slammed her head against the wall repeatedly until the other dumb bitch turned the music off. Then I slammed her head against the wall one last time for good measure. I haven't heard their music since. Those bitches. God I fucking hate them.

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