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So word on the street is Hanson is back in the studio to record another album. Okay people, what the fuck? Why are those assholes still alive? It had been about ten years since I'd heard anything from them, I just assumed they were dead. But no, apparently they're alive and well and making more shitty kids' music. Now I'll have to divide my seething hatred of shitty teeny bopper music between them and the Jonas brothers, and I barely have enough seething hatred for them as it is. But actually, Hanson is even more deserving of my hatred. Not just for the annoying, shitty music. Not just for the annoying, screaming, pre-pubescent girls. But Hanson, as many guys who came of age in the late 90s will tell you, is responsible for some extremely awkward moments and conversations. Like this one which took place at lunch time at my high school:

 

That guy shot himself about ten minutes later. That poor masturbating bastard.