So I was getting gas the other day and there was an old lady pulled up next to me trying unsuccessfully to get the gas cap off her car. I watched her and she wasn't able to get the cap off because she was turning the cap in the wrong direction and couldn't figure out why it wouldn't work. I thought, wow, that's sad. This woman is so out of it that she is unable to process simple things and do such a simple task as put gas in her car. So I was overcome with compassion and wanted to help her. One day that's going to be me standing there at a gas station unable to get my gas cap off. I mean we're all in this together, I had to do something to help.
So I walked over to her and gave her a list of nursing homes, then quickly got in my car, turned my music up real loud, and drove away as fast as I could because I damn sure did not want to be on the road with that crazy old bitch behind a wheel.