Miley cvyrus is fucking hot. There, I said it. So sue me the crap to hell. I don't know how old she is, and i don't wannna kwnow. Knowing onmly makes it worse. At least in my ignoreance i can rpetend tshe looks 18. ANd by pretend i mean she looks 18. Tottally. 18. Legal. To do it. Okay s p deep down in my heart of hearts i know shes not actuallyy 198. I mean 18. Yeahj 18. SO ueah i'd probably get in terouble for nailing her. So we could just have phone sexc or something? Have you ever had phone secx before? Its pretty fucked up. Just sitting there talking on the phoner, jerking it. Plus it leaves a mess on the phone. I wouldnt reccomend it. NOt aht ai've ever done it or nothing. Never/. ever/ At al;l/ Okaty maybe once. Bu that was a long time ago and IU claim no responbibility for my actions. I was runk. yeah thgat's it.
So any6way, abouyt how fucking hot miley curyrus is. I totally watch the disney channel wiehth the sound off just to watch her bounce up and down when shes singing./ Nut hey, the way i see it there's two kinda of guys in the world. Guys who will admit that miley cyrus if fucki g hot and they want to do her., and liars. Kinda like the guys who act like they've never masturbated in their lives before. THose fucking ;liars. Everybody has. amd if you havben't, youre a fuckin liar and you're not fooling anybody. Especially when you just hit puberty and it's like you r new toy. Itr's like getting a new video game, only in your pants. I remember telling the teacher i had to go to the restroom like 18 times a day in middle school jkust so iu coud run to the bathroom ad whop out my new toy./ Those were the days/ God why the fuck am i alwas putting slash marks everywhere instead of periods? It makes me look like a damn fool.