You know awhat i can never fiuterefigure out? Why is ite very tome i go rinking i always sit on the toilet for like an hour after im done. That's not watican't figure out. I know why that is. Because drinkingf makes me have to sit obn the toilet......... Waht i cant fogire out ios whyi always wread when im foing it. Don't get me wrong. I alwasys read pon te shiter. Butwhen I'm drunk, what's the pojnt? I alwasxy gace to reread everything i read when i'm drunk because i dont rembmer anything i read whgebn i was drunk anyway. Even though I'm prtyyu sure i cou;ld ski[ ;ole eoght chapters at a time and still know whats going on. The stuff i read isn't brain surgery. I like to read fantasy books, like forgotten realms and shannara and all that shit. Andf once you've read one, you've pretty much readall of them. There's always some wizard with eighteen vowesl in his name fighting the dark lord, or some regular-ass human boy whose like eight who gets picked to be the davor of the whole fucking world, or some knight in shining armor who fucks a fragon and goeas home and kills a wench.
Fuck. O tojml o did that wrtong/. Most nights in shining armor kill the daragon and fuck the wench. That's it. Much better . Although fucking a dragon does sounf kinda kinky. YOu like get am all in the mood with some fucking barry White or something. Maybe a bottle of champgne. Then you do it. With a fucking dragon. Actyually you probably wouldn't be able to feel it. what with the dargon having a huge=ass vagina andeverything. Its be ike fucking one of theose big old inflatable inner tubes/ Only scaley/ Eww,. that would suchk. FUcking a scaly ass dragon. Thjat's be like whacking off with sandpaper./ Makes my duck hurt just thinking about it. My dick just crawled up intside of me at that one. YOu know like when you hear or see something that just makes you rael uncomofrtable in the wang regions? ike when someone talks about masturbating with sand paper or some nasty fat btch with a mullet walks by? Actually i think i'd rather fuck a scaly ass dragon than some nbasty fast bit h woth a mullet. Thatshit is gross. Woudnt ti suck if you wre in communist russsia? Becase, as well all know, IN COMMUNEIST RUSIA, DRAGON FUCK YOU!
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