So at the bar tio niught Ivogt a great idea. Inoticed that chicks pay clress fr drinmks as guys. Like for example when ibpight a [iutcher of beer i paid A%6.00 but whem y wife bought a [itchjer of beer and a coke ashe only paid six dollars so shegot her coke fgree. So then it hit me. i should dress like a chick. I'd get the chick iscount on m,y drinks, everyone would treat me nicer, and i'd get the chick discount on my drinks. It woduyl be fcukinhg awesum.I bet if i drerssed like a chick i 'd get a lot of guys' numbers . Cause like, I have some prety big manyboobs. I meah hell, i'd titty-fuck myself. You know how guys ask if you could suck your own dikc, would you? Well, i wouldn't suck my own dick, but i'd definately totty fuck myself.
So like, if i dressedup like a chick, uys would be all like "whoah, look at that chick with that big rack" and it would be me. SND they would buy me drinks. But then they'd get pissedoff becasue i'd have no intention of fucking them, whaty onb account of me not being gay and all. So thenv they'd get pissed off and probablyt violate me sexualli in the butt. So m aybe it's mnpt such a good uidea after all. Frtee drinks vs sodomy, youmake the call.