if you love your kids, keep them out of the fucking street (12-9-05)
ask randy: brains vs beauty (12-2-05)
more hot animated chicks (12-2-05)
what i'm thankful for this year (11-24-05)
the whigger test (new email) (11-21-05)
ask randy: i killed my sister's fish (11-7-05)
take a fucking shower people (11-4-05)
things more like to happen than me seeing the movie "Waiting" (10-27-05)
movies I loved that you probably hated (10-27-05)
a super-sized travesty (10-13-05)
how to prevent "the itch" (new email)(9-29-05)
i'm not the only one who thinks church sucks (new email)(9-29-05)
things my mommy taught me were Satanic (8-31-05)
how to avoid getting stuck watching shitty movies on dates (8-8-05)
eight reasons Adam Sandler should have retired years ago (7-8-05)
my plan to have a racially integrated web site (6-22-05)
reality shows I might actually watch (5-31-05)
why the 80's were awesome (5-23-05)
Randy vs The Shit of Death (5-17-05)
acrappywebsite.com is going X-TREME! (5-5-05)
the pros and cons of catapulting old people into the sun (5-1-05)
what women really want (4-15-05)
Mike thinks women's sports suck too (new email)(4-10-05)
Satan's Angels (6 shitty comics)(4-1-05)
stupid-ass corker bingo (3-30-05)
why i hate grocery shopping (3-28-05)
a list of all the important contributions women have made to society (3-16-05)
the best sex I've ever had (3-2-05)