2004: a crappy year in review (12-31-04)
express lane means it's supposed to go faster, bitch (12-27-04)
women's sports suck (12-27-04)
poetry is for douchebags (12-25-04)
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! (12-25-04)
the caveman who stole Christmas (12-22-04)
Annoying Shitheads Anonymous (12-21-04)
no, asshole, I'm not going to see Meet the Fockers (12-19-04)
God dammit, stop giving Vin Diesel movie parts (12-19-04)
shut the fuck up, hippie (12-18-04)
finally, a talk show that doesn't suck (12-16-04)
worst Christmas specials ever (12-11-04)
sexual harassment or national security? (12-11-04)
Blade: Trinity: the complete idiot's guide to ruining a good movie franchise (12-9-04)
take off your fucking santa hat asshole, you look like a douche (12-6-04)
i want to do Angelina Jolie (11-28-04)
hottest Disney chick ever (11-27-04)
i suck at video games (11-26-04)
where Jesus REALLY came from (11-24-04)
things I would rather do than go to church (11-23-04)
the whore checklist (11-19-04)
Bill Clinton is a pussy (11-18-04)
THE ohio state university (11-18-04)
fuck the wonder years (11-16-04)
five shitty family TV shows and why they sucked (11-15-04)
interview: John Lennon's ghost (11-14-04)
you're fat, get over it (11-12-04)
veteran's day isn't a real holiday, go to work (11-11-04)
God dammit i hate Christmas (11-11-04)