Today on the radio I what just might be, and this is no exaggeration, the single greatest idea in the history of time. A strip club...................................with an all you can eat buffet. Wow. Never before has a radio ad given me a boner, but boy that did it. It got me thinking, what else should strip clubs have? So here you have it. One glorious day when I own my own personal strip club, here's what you'll find. In addition to the buffet of course, since we've already established that beyond dispute as the greatest idea ever.
-Video Games
-Ice Cream
-Sports Illustrated's on the toilet for when you go in to take a shit from eating the buffet
-Better yet, Playboy's on the toilet for when you go in to whack off from looking at naked chicks
-A restroom attendant with a tuxedo because that's just the kind of classy joint I'll have
-Make that a naked chick as a restroom attendant
-A nursery to drop your kids off at while you go look at naked chicks
-A beauty salon to drop your wife off at while you go look at naked chicks
-Someone to shine your shoes
-A couple old crazy drunks that we let come in and drink free just so they entertain us
-Maybe a crazy old janitor too
-A porno shop on the side
-At Christmas time we'll have a tree with pictures of naked chicks
-Probably some religious protestors who are really just bitter because their husbands spend more time at my kick-ass nudie bar than they do with their nasty wives
-And maybe I'll even have some strippers who aren't nasty, diseased skanks I wouldn't fuck with someone else's dick